Great foreplay, crap in the room - this is different
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Churchill's is totally different to any other parlour that I have ever been to. It had been a number of years since I had last been - in fact the last time was when it was in it's previous premises on Kirkstall Road. First of all you can't phone up and ask for descriptions of the ladies - it would take all day, you can simply ask how many are working. I turned up and parked in their car park at the back and walked to the main entrance. There were a couple of drunks asleep on the pavement around the place. You ring the bell and enter into reception where you pay your £10 entrance fee. From there you walk into the main parlour and you are greeted by a torrent of sexy ladies, all wanting to shag you! There must have been around 25 to 30 girls working and I now know what a female feels like in a night club with men swarming around!
A couple of the more commercially astute ladies will immediately engage you in conversation and try to lure you up to the rooms - my advice is to resist and to enjoy their charms. They will resort to touching you up and whatever it takes - very pleasurable (even resist if they are the one that you want to see as they will be back!). I took a stroll through the room and to the lower level where there are around five large pool tables and countless other girls. There are also various seating areas where the ladies chat up the male clients. Once again girls come up to you and offer you a drink or to sit and chat or simply to have a game of pool.
Chat with as many as you can as this is where you get your money's worth. There is intense competition between the girls so do not be afraid to say 'later', or 'in a while'. I can guarantee that you will have a raging horn at this stage! I eventually chose a lady and we adjourned to the room (hiding my excitement in my trouser!) She was in her early 20's with shoulder length hair. She spoke with a sexy voice and had lovely eyes and lips. I chose a more expensive room at £85 with a double bed. The rooms with the simple massage tables were £65 - both for 1/2 an hour. The place is like a hotel with loads of rooms and a very commercial feel to it.
When we got to the room the lady relieved me of the £85 and did a sexy dance as she undressed. The mood was not as seductive as it had been downstairs. She then gave me a basic massage and proceeded with oral and then sex. To be honest this was not good at all, her hand was in place around my cock to stop me going too deep and she certainly did not kiss. It was a very functional parlour punt.
Upon my return downstairs the girls were still trying to persuade me to go back up. I could have stayed all night! They all knew where the local cash machines were. You can stay and have further drinks/company, etc. With Churchill's you are going there to shag a beautiful girl and that is what you get. You will never get the GFE or anything like that. it is seduction followed by a shag (rather than making love). It definitely has its place and there is certainly no other establishment in the north like it. I have actually been a couple of times recently, except one of the times I did not accept any service which was perfectly acceptable - nobody notices as there are so many people there.
It is expensive, but as long as you take full advantage of all the ladies coming on to you and chatting you up then you can get your money's worth. Drinks appear to be reasonably priced at 30p for orange and I believe £2 for a can of lager. I think that sometimes the girls throw them in for free. It is a perfect place to go with a punting mate, have a few beers and chat to some very sexy girls - every punter should experience Churchill's at least once in their careers!
A lot of the scoring criteria are not really valid with this parlour - mainly to do with the times spent etc. It all depends upon how you 'work' the initial seduction stage.
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