Distinctly average session
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I was in Sheffield today and visited City Sauna. The premises is at the end of Attercliife Road, near the Norfolk Bridge and it used to be a public house called "The Norfolk Arms" - apparently. Usually, there is a £10 door entry and then £30 for a minimum service. Lucky for me, I arrived between 12pm and 2pn where there is a "Happy Hour" (or two) and the door fee is waived.
I entered a discreet side door and went into a main area, where four ladies were sat. All looked to be "veterans" of the Oldest Profession... The most pleasant on the eye was Sasha, who has a "Celebrity Look-a-Like Approximation (TM" of Sonia Braggia, who was in a Clint Eastwood film called "The Rookie". The receptionist explained the system and I followed Sasha to "room 3", past the "Sauna" and the "Naughty Boy's Room" and the "VIP Room". Room three was adequate and standard - with a shower in the corner, which worked well.
Sasha has a nice personality and I'm sure she'd be a gas if you went out for a drink with her. But, she wasn't my type. "The things I do for the WYSG, to get premises on the Leaderboard!", I thought...
Sasha gave me a standard massage and then she rolled me over and did the same to my front. I was not erect and so she then proceeded to blow some life into my fella - this was the best part of the punt and once I was erect, she continued with a great covered blow job, taking my shaft deep down her throat. I could tell that she'd done this before.
After a while we had sex in the missionary position, until I came. There was no kissing... no reverse oral... no lions or tigers, etc.
I paid £40 for this, which was OK, but I felt that neither party was exploited and neither party had a bargain. I hear that on a Sunday the cost is £25. I've done it and I've got the t-shirt, but I don't think that I'll be be hurrying back to City Sauna in the near future - unless the premises gets some younger working girls...
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