An altogether underwhelming experience
| |  | Kissing
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| | | Oral sex without a condom |
| | | Reverse Oral |
| | | Penetrative sex |
The weekend drew near and I decided that the time was ripe for another punt, after a few months of abstinence. I saw another lady in the evening of the same day (review may have been posted/will hopefully be soon) and thought I would treat myself to a Manchester based girl just to make the day extra special. Travelling to another city with the sole purpose of seeing an escort is not something I have ever done, but I thought I would combine the trip with a bit of pre-Christmas window shopping, although this was only to take up the time prior to my visit to Lauren.
As with my meeting with the other lady, the booking was made via private message through the WYSG. One thing I will say for this agency is that the response was prompt and the meeting was easy to arrange, with a request that I call the next morning to confirm. Having done this, I booked a return ticket to Manchester and arrived at Piccadilly station that afternoon, about an hour or so before my meeting was due.
I decided to check out the area before my incall. Having not realised it was derby day (United v City) there was quite a large police presence around the centre. I checked out the area beforehand and it seemed pretty safe - quiet compared to the city centre hubbub. After I'd looked around the shops for a while, I returned to the location about five minutes before my meeting was due. I called the agency to say I was a little early and received a text saying that Lauren was stuck in traffic. By the time she was ready it was quarter past the hour and I had been stood pacing around in the rain for what felt like an eternity. To the agency's credit though they kept me informed, but it all seemed like the travel beforehand could have been planned better.
I followed someone through the entrance door and went up to the apartment number I was given. With a click of heels, the door opened - the apartment was pretty dark so I couldn't see too well. I was invited in by my companion. Now at this point the first thing I would expect is some kind of apology for being late but there was none.
Once we had got into the living area I must say I was underwhelmed. Obviously you can't see faces on the website for good reason but I think the pictures are grossly exaggerated. The description of her is also quite misleading - phrases such as "super hot" and "super stunning" should be used with more caution. Her height of 5ft 4in is accurate, but I didn't see much in the way of curves that I was expecting. The outfit could have been better as well - a little black dress - but it felt that not a lot of effort had gone into it and her heels weren't as high as I would have liked. I would also later find that she had some quite significant tattoos - which again aren't referred to / shown on the website. Whilst I don't overly mind discrete ones, these were much more than that. Facially, she was not my cup of tea either - not much makeup and I think at least some of my disappointment had to do with how she didn't smile as much as I would have liked. I was offered a drink (of water - there didn't appear to be anything else) and this was later to be shared in the bedroom (not wanting to be over critical but I don't think a separate glass of water is too much to ask for).
I was then offered a shower - up to this point there had been next to no physical contact. I was handed a towel which resembled a thin, flimsy red object that I wasn't even sure could pass for a proper bath towel, let alone a hand one. The shower was well adjusted temperature-wise - and quite powerful, but I noticed some significant hairs in the plug hole - not very pleasant. I did my best to dry myself off with the meagre towel when I got out and left it on the floor, expecting to receive another one if I wanted another shower at the end of the meeting.
I got into the bedroom and she was stood waiting there for me. She wasn't initiating anything so I went in for a kiss which felt pretty cold, no tongues and very lacking in enthusiasm. She then asked what I liked and what her do's and don'ts were (no anal and no CIM, so not a huge surprise). She proceeded to unbutton my trousers and give me OWO. At first I wondered whether she was doing anything at all as I couldn't feel much. The sucking was shallow and added to the monotony of the whole experience. No variation or much eye contact and it was the same once I laid down on the bed. I then returned the favour (she asked if I was sure I wanted to - seemed a bit of a strange question) and I proceeded to lick her out. The next thing I noticed was an unpleasant smell emanating from her lower area. I won't describe it but it wasn't the best and I moved away when it became too much. I then asked if she wanted to try some sex to which I got a lacklustre response as if she was just going through the motions. At this point I noticed a quick time check which I could stand for once, but it happened three times during the meeting, the worst being at the end when I was told there were a few minutes left.
The sex itself was much like the oral, short and lacking in enthusiasm. My companion also didn't keep her heels on throughout, which I had requested beforehand and this seemed to be ignored. Once she came off to chat for a while, she made a comment about the condoms I had brought with me saying they "smell" and I even saw her examining the box when I came in from my final shower at the end. These were new condoms, I had used them before and never heard anything like that. Even if she did think this was the case, it doesn't seem like an appropriate thing to say to a new punter.
Conversation wise, it was a bit strange also - she told me a bit about her background but didn't seem that interested in me. There was hardly any kissing in between. I knew it was an even more disappointing session when we started to discuss other girls at the agency. I also (perhaps ill advisedly) mentioned that I was a WYSG member to which she seemed to be a bit frightened of and asked in a half joking way whether or not I would post a negative review. Before long, the time remark was made and I went to have a final shower. Another unexpected comment - I would have to use the same flimsy, still wet towel which I had before.
When I got out, I just wanted to leave and hoped that my evening meeting with the other girl would be a lot better. Here's the truth - I hate writing bad reviews and as I type now I still wish it was different to how it was and that I didn't have to write this. I want to use Angel Companions again soon, but I hope there aren't any more experiences like this.
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