WYSG Report #12870
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Vanessa of Angels North    
May 2015
Stunning petite blonde polish girl with fake boobs
£130 for 60 minutes (equivalent to £130 per hour)
This session happened in S73
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Seriously undewhelming punt with a seriously stunning girl
    Kissing
    Oral sex without a condom
    Reverse Oral
    Penetrative sex
I only usually have massage and happy ending punts these days - and those are few and far between - but I decided that it was time for a full service punt, after a long period away from this. Having never tried anal, this was high on my list. Daniella at playmates wasn't free and so having read the WYSG reports, I decided on another of my "to do" list girls - Vanessa of Angels North. Her previous report on the WYSG suggested that she was right up my street.

This was my first time using Angels North and the booking process was great. I arranged a one hour incall via email and text and I was told to give them a ring when parked up in Wombwell. The parking was free and when there they then guided me to the apartment, which was in a very discreet location.

I knocked on the door and Vanessa answered instantly. Wow, what a stunner, you always build up a picture of what a girl will look like - and facially I was miles off with my guess, but she was still gorgeous and so petite. She invited me into the living room and got me a glass of water. We sat down at opposite ends of the sofa, where we had a brief nervous chat - she seemed very nervous, which in turn made me nervous. It was almost like it was her first ever time escorting.

She asked if I'd like to go into the bedroom, which I did and I followed her in. I asked for a shower and she pointed me towards the ensuite shower and in I went. At this point, she hadn't even touched me, no kiss, grope, nothing - and the conversation was very awkward. Out I came, wearing a towel, to find Vanessa kneeling naked on the bed. Her body is incredible - easily the best that I've ever got my hands on. The fake boobs I could give or take, but they were still nice and the rest of her is perfect.

I asked her if there was anything that she didn't like doing. "I like everything" she answered. Great! "Except anal" she added. "Damn!". "...and being fingered," she continued, "it's unhygienic". What? "...and CIM." Oh dear.

I moved in for a kiss and she did this open mouthed, with lots of tongue but - no real passion. She stopped to ask if I'd like her to kiss my cock - indeed I would and she wrapped her lips around it. "It tastes of shower gel" she said, "can you go and wash it again?". So up I got and I washed it in the sink. I laid back on the bed and she went back to work - great technique, taking it all in her mouth and paying lots of attention to the balls and perineum. I felt that I was about to cum and so I got her to stop and gave her some attention with my tongue - she tasted great and was very wet. She made some quiet moans and then I decided that I had to fuck her.

She applied a condom and slid herself down on my cock and rode me wonderfully - she was so tight and the view will live long in my memory, but somehow she seemed detached from it. I soon came and we laid beside each other. Her English is great, but the conversation was really hard going and I'd have gladly left then, as it was so awkward. But, she laughed as my cock quickly came back to life and asked if I wanted her to suck it again. I said "yes" and she said: "OK, if you give it a wash in the sink, as I don't like the taste that condoms leave".

So once again, I washed it and then she sucked me some more and I put on another condom and fucked her in doggy whilst watching in the mirror - her arse is amazing, making the lack of anal even more frustrating. I asked if she could finish me with her mouth and hands over her tits and she said "yes, as long as you wash your cock again"! Bloody hell, being hygienic is one thing, but this was taking the piss. I did as she asked and then she sucked and wanked me over her tits and indicted that time was nearly up that I should get dressed.

Whilst getting dressed, we had a chat and she opened up a bit more about her other business ventures and how she was basically only doing this for the money. I actually felt quite sorry for her as she seemed disheartened by it. It's hard to believe that it's the same girl who is reviewed on here, this time last year. Something has clearly changed in that time. She was perfectly friendly, but you could tell that her heart wasn't in it and that the hygiene thing was beyond a joke. I'm quite obsessively clean myself so it wasn't me that was the problem.

I was shown out by Vanessa with no goodbye kiss or anything. I switched my phone on and saw that I'd only been in there forty minutes! It seemed like I'd been in there a week - and not in a good way. I'd still recommend the agency, as they were great, but I wouldn't see Vanessa again - despite her being the best looking girl I've ever had. It felt like I would expect a basic parlour punt would feel. Her sexual skills were great, but there was a real lack of intimacy and it was no way worth £130.

Anonymous

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