Poor massage and a perfunctory hand job
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I parked on a nearby side street and did a walk in to the parlour without an appointment. I was met by the receptionist, who asked for £30 for a deep tissue massage. I was then shown into a side room and asked to undress, whilst she disappeared for five minutes.
The room was a typical arrangement, consisting of a massage table, a shower, some background music and assorted oils, etc., on a side table.
The receptionist returned and commenced with the massage. To be honest, she was not really my cup of tea - being a bit on the dumpy side. The massage was more of a "quick light rub down" than "deep tissue".
After only ten minutes of back massage, she asked if I wanted "anything naughty". She quoted me £50 for a body-to-body massage and £20 for a happy ending. After the lack lustre massage, I had lost interest and so I settled for the happy ending. £20 was handed over and she commenced with an oily wank which was perfunctory, but ended in the expected manner.
Some small talk was exchanged, but I struggled to understand a word she said, due to her poor English - and I did not grasp her name.
All in all, I was not impressed with the whole experience and felt that it was all a bit mechanical and rushed. I think that I was in and out in about twenty minutes and so I would probably not return. I did notice a younger, more petite girl sat in the corridor as I left, who would have been more to my taste - but by then it was too late.
This was my first experience at one one of these Thai places and it was a bit of a disappointment, but maybe I was just unlucky with the girl I got.
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