Rushed and unenthusiastic session
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I called in without a booking and Penny was alone in the reception. I asked her for an hour, but she said that she had another customer coming and so could only do 30 minutes. She said that one lady was busy and that another hadn't turned up. I paid £25 and was shown to the room to undress.
Penny returned and commenced a half hearted, amateurish massage on my back with very little oil. After about seven minutes she said "what can I do for you today?". I enquired about body-to-body massage and she replied that it would be £40. She stripped completely and, if the massage had been half hearted, that was nothing compared to the lack lustre attempt at body-to-body. She then started the happy ending and it was evident she wanted the session over as soon as possible, with little regard to any enjoyment for me.
She asked if I wanted a shower, which was a joke, as I had hardly any oil on me. I declined and took my leave of the place. I've left some places feeling I've been short changed but nothing compared to the feeling of annoyance at being conned in terms of quality and quantity of service on this visit. I doubt that I was in her company for more than sixteen or seventeen minutes, at most.
I felt sure she'd stated she could only do thirty minutes so that she could squeeze as many suckers into her working day as possible. I returned to my car, with a perfect view of the premises, and sat for half an hour to see if the customer she claimed was booked in, would arrive. Not one person entered the premises...and neither will I again!
Anonymous
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