Unenthusiastic session with a lady who is clearly in the wrong job
| |  | Kissing
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| | | Oral sex without a condom |
| | | Reverse Oral |
| | | Penetrative sex |
Although I like my girls curvier, Maddison got me interested even though no photos were available so "take one for the team" it was. It was was to book as always and I arrived at the usual Clarence Dock area, with plenty of time to spare. I got the text to go up bang on time, knocked on the door, was let in and turned round.
The Playmates website describes her as 22 years old, 5ft 6in, silver blonde hair, size six figure and with 32B tits. First impressions were that the description was accurate although she was not the silver blonde that I have seen on some girls. She was dressed in regular clothes - black bodysuit, above knee beige skirt, hold ups (I found out later), and regular shoes. Her hair was pinned back. I was underwhelmed as no real effort, I thought, was made on her part to look more than "regular". If you saw her in the street, you wouldn't take a second look.
I did get a "hello", but no kiss or hug - which really set the tone for the rest of the meet. We went into the lounge and I requested a shower. I came out of the shower, where I found her sitting on the bed on her phone and still in her clothes.
I whipped my towel off and went in for some kissing. No deep French kissing was on offer, just repeated pecking at my lips. If you want to visualise this then "walking through the city centre you will see a pigeon pecking at scraps of food"...that just about sums it up. She did have smoker's breath, which I hate and also smoker's teeth I'm sure. They didn't look that pearly white, although the room was darker than usual.
I told her to undress and once she did, I saw that she had on a basic black bra and thong on. There was no special lingerie to get the visual senses going. Some more pecking at the lips and I reached round to unclasp the bra. I succeeded in doing this, but found that I couldn't slip the bra off. I found out it had to be taken off over her head. The bra came off and it was met by very small breasts, more A cup than B cup, with both nipples pierced which looked exciting. She had a belly piercing and a few monochrome tattoos, including one of a bloke's name on her arse. Apart from the small breasts, she did have a tidy petite figure, nice and firm with a decent arse.
I laid down and for a couple of seconds, she just looked at me and so I had to look at my cock for her to take the hint. Oral without commenced, with her back towards me, initially only getting my tip in, before getting more adventurous and taking maybe half my length in. It was a very depressing blowjob with no variation in technique, no spitting, no deep throating - and no attention to my balls.
After a couple of minutes, she came up and asked me to tell her what to do. I said: "we'll just go with the flow, I'm into lots of stuff and for the moment carry on with what you're doing". This resulted in her giving me a piss poor hand job whilst looking at the wall (she still had her back to me) and probably trying to remember if she'd put the laundry on. I took this opportunity to watch the seconds go by on my watch, until I got bored and told her to get into a 69 position. She had 1-2 days worth of pussy stubble, but I got stuck in, lapping away with my tongue and her moaning got increasingly louder. Then I stuck a finger in her arsehole (it felt a bit hairy) and starting working her pussy with my other hand, until she finally came and released quite a bit of wetness.
On with the rubber as I was again bored and on she got into cowgirl. No kissing or enthusiasm or change of pace - just a regular speed of up/down/up/down - there was no eye contact either. Once again, I was bored and so went for a change of position. I decided against missionary, since proper kissing and eye contact were not on the cards and so I got her into doggy instead.
Balls deep I went in the first stroke and just went hard and fast to get the session over and done with. I asked where to come and she said: "what do you mean?". I asked again, to which she replied that she didn't do cum in mouth, but that I could come on her. I was even more disappointed at this stage and banged away until I filled the bag.
We had a quick clean up and some awkward small talk (she said she's escorted before, but outcalls and some 12 hour ones!) I looked at my watch and we were only thirty minutes in and I'd had enough. I didn't want to go again, as one round of disappointment was enough and I was seeing another lass afterwards, so I went to have another shower.
After the shower I went straight into the kitchen to make myself a cup of tea. Then I heard: "OK, I'll be off then, bye", so I just said "bye" back. She didn't even come into the kitchen to say it. Needless to say there was no goodbye hug or kiss and she'd left ten minutes early. To be honest, it was such a shit punt that I didn't care less that she'd left. I made my brew and waited for the next lass to come whilst mentally kicking myself in the nuts for paying £130 for an hour which was just a 30 minute pump and dump - and which felt more like the typical Romanian experience that I keep reading about.
I did let the agency know, but they were surprised. It was the first time that I've complained to them. This was the worst punt I've had to date. She clearly is in the wrong job. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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