Average massage
I wanted to try out the well reviewed Siriporn and so off I went. This place, on the face of it, is nearly ideal... it has easy parking, it is discreet and it opens until stupid o'clock and so it is great for a late night unwind.
There was no chance (or if there is then I didn't realise it) of selecting who would give you the massage - you turn up, you knock and the girl on reception (she's nice and I wish she'd give massages) opens the door and looks to see who was next on the rota. In my case, it was Sonya.
I went into the room and stripped off - it was not bad - and I had a shower in the corner. I laid down and in came Sonya - she's small, thin and rather cute.
With that out the way, we all know why we're members of the WYSG forum and so I'll get straight to the point. Sonya administered a reasonable enough, but ultimately average massage. Thank goodness - no bloody towel - but also absolutely no CC swipes or accidentals whatsoever. She actively avoided any dangly areas, which upset me a bit as I needed massaging around my groin for legit purposes, sports ache - but, oh well. I did accidentally (really) touch her leg and she moved my hand back to the massage table. At one point, her feet were really near me and I stroked one casually... she didn't like it.
She eventually asked me if I wanted happy ending for £20, but I said "no". The thing is that I'm the wrong side of forty and I need a bit of stimulation and teasing to be in the mood. No swipes, literally for me, means zero chance of extras being requested.
I did ask (for the team, haha) if she did anything else and she confirmed that she didn't. She was literally, she said, in it for the massage only, didn't like extras and said that some girls there wanted the money, but not really her.
So there you have it. I want an average massage with the possibility of standard hand relief, but she isn't really in to it and prefers that you don't...
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