Poor massage and no extras taken
I called in at Siriporn. The hours are mental - opening until near bedtime and so this makes it an attractive place to try. The doors tend to be locked, which is frankly good as there's often things going on outside.
On entry, I paid my £35 for the hour and was shown to room and stripped. The lady who was to massage me was called Zara - she was in her mid-40s, very small, plain looking and with bit of weight on her. She was not attractive, but not exactly unattractive - if that makes sense.
Nearly soon as she started, she was on with the crack and balls tickles - it was just too much, too quickly. Less than ten minutes in, she asked if I want any extras: it was £60 for a body-to-body massage - a bit bloody early, if you ask me. I wanted a bit of a real massage and some teasing to get me in the mood - and with her looks and body, I do need to be really in the mood - so she's cheating herself, if anything. She was really persistent asking and asking and so I said: "let's see later". The atmosphere instantly turned frosty.
For a start, she covered me completely up and the rest of the massage was strictly through the towel. She told me that she only did "non towel" if you paid her extra. The massage was crap too - you know that kind of massage when they use towels at the end and just sort of push you through the towel, partly to dry the oil off?. Well, imagine near an hour of that.
Forty minutes of this and I said enough and told her that I was off. She didn't like this and said to take a shower. I'm guessing that she didn't want reception to see customers leave early.
I had good hopes for Siriporn as it has had a good write up, but not this one. I can't even recommend the massage.
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