Way too expensive and a really crap service
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Having been let down by the bait and switch Asian company in Leeds, I was running out of time to organise anything and running out of options. It happened that I was near Angels Massage and so I thought what the hell, let's give it a go. But hurriedly organised punts with a random element rarely turn out well - and it was certainly the case on this occasion.
I rang ahead to see who they had working and the guy on the phone gave about six names of ladies who were there at the moment. So far so good, plenty of choice. I turned up and was let in at the door. I spoke to the dude at the hatch, who explained the pricing options - a massage bed and one service for £55 (I think) or a double bed and a full service for £80. Oh - and you need to pay £10 just to get in the building too. I assumed that the tenner would be knocked off the £80 - as that happens in other parlours - but no, the girl I chose asked for £80 in the room, bringing the total to £90 for a half hour punt. For those prices, I decided that it had better be bloody special...
The six ladies were a bit of a mixture. I found two or three to be decent looking, but that's just my preference. The best looking by far was Mia - she was in her early 20's, physically very attractive with an Eastern European accent. I chose her and she led me up the stairs to the double bed room.
Once in the room, she told me to strip off, which I did and I laid down on the bed. No shower was offered or even in evidence. Straight away, Mia was unwrapping a condom and she put it on my soft cock and started some covered oral. No kissing, no build up. IT took me a few minutes, but eventually I got hard and the covered oral was not bad, but I would always choose OWO by preference.
She then made it clear that it was time for sex and so we went through missionary, doggy and cowgirl, though Mia did not want to stay long on top. As is often the case, I was not going to cum through sex with a rubber on and so I asked her to finish me off by hand, which she did. We got dressed and that was that - probably about twenty minutes at a guess, though I wasn't really watching the time.
So, I really can't recommend this place to anyone. Way too expensive for a really crap service. For £90, I would expect a pretty fantastic GFE. I don't know if Mia is a Romanian, but the service certainly fitted the stereotype. No kissing and covered oral are deal breakers for me usually - unless it is a massage with extras type of punt, which I view a bit differently.
Next time I'm in that situation and a punt has fallen through, it will be back home to stick on Pornhub and have a wank, then try again another day. Lesson learned.
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