Lengthy massage and poor happy ending
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I'd gone after a late shift for my back pain, which is something I'd done a few times over the previous few months. She said she was the only one working and I'd had great professional massage with her before, so I agreed.
I'd never had a happy ending before from a spa. She insisted that she started to watch me undress, which was strange but a bit sexy, so I went with it even though she's not my type - and older than me mam.
I got a great massage, but she spent about fifty minutes on my back, legs and arse. I normally like having some front, legs and chest done, but she had other things on her mind! On the flip, she threw the towel on the floor and started what might be the worst dirty talk I've ever heard:
"You want me baby?".
"Uh no just the massage thanks!".
"You always come here and never get happy ending. The girls say".
"Yeah - I'm not a big fan".
"Ok... well you should try. Imagine my tits if it helps. Imagine one of the other girls too".
"I don't think so. I don't have money anyway" (I lied).
"It's normally £30 but £20 for you and your big hard dick".
"I don't know. I'm married" (another lie).
"Your wife won't play with your big dick like I can".
It had been months since I had any action and this sudden offer seemed good, so I agreed.
"Ok then. I've always wondered what it's like. £20 is all I've got though".
"Ok. Imagine one of the other girls fucking you when I give you happy end".
"I will... but isn't that awkward?".
She started oiling my soft dick up and going as fast as she could. Her technique didn't change for the next five minutes until the end.
"It more awkward tomorrow when I ask you what you want for breakfast".
"Breakfast?".
"After you fuck other girls, I make you breakfast".
"Oh, roleplay? Yeah OK. I'll imagine them".
"Imagine breakfast baby".
"Erm OK. I think we shouldn't talk".
"Oh you love talk. I know you love it".
"I think this would go faster if we both just said nothing".
"Don't look at me. Imagine your dick sucked by my girls".
"Yeah I will".
"Come for me baby. Come, then I'll cook breakfast",
She continued the terrible talk until I finished. Luckily I like it faster than most, so it did the job.
I am not sure if I've had a worse orgasm ever. I make sure it's not her when I go in now. I would not recommend.
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