Perfectly pleasant experience, but quite expensive for what it was
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I have not punted since October 2019 - and what with a lot of things changing over the last couple of years, I'm not particularly sure if/when I want to get back in the saddle. I have an itch, but it isn't a particularly itchy itch so I'm not sure that scratching it is worth the hassle. Anyway, forgive the self indulgent reflection, I am over sharing so you have a sense of where I am coming from in writing this review.
As I wasn't entirely sure that I wanted a punt, but I did need a sports massage, I thought I'd give a Thai rub and tug place a go and see how I felt. The venue is just north of Leeds city centre, in sheepscar on a parade of shops opposite a car wash. It's not a discreet location, but the nature of the venue isn't obvious either, so it felt fine to me. An appointment was arranged by text about an hour in advance.
I paid £45 and started with a very firm sports-type massage - quite painful, but what my body needed. On the turn I was quite aroused so Lily asked if I wanted extras. I decided to go for body-to-body for an additional £80 (I normally don't bother with this as I don't consider it good value for money). Lily was a bit of a tease: "you have a lovely cock, if only I had a condom", type stuff. She seemed a bit shocked when I called her bluff and whipped out a condom when I reached for my wallet. She then quoted a price of £150 for a full service, on top of the massage fee. As I was only likely to last ten minutes, this was clearly a ridiculous price and so the condom remained unopened on the shelf next to the massage table. I enjoyed the body-to-body - it was very sensual, with some nice touches to increase my arousal. Lily didn't stop me touching her, but the positioning of her body was such that I had limited scope to grope her ladybits.
Overall, this was a perfectly pleasant experience - but it cost quite a lot for what it was and was not something that would have me running back for more.
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