Shorter session than paid for with poor hand relief
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Finding myself with a few hours free and fancying a massage, I fired off a few texts. I had couple of replies - one being from Suranaree, which has some good reviews on the WYSG. I arranged a time and set off.
It is easy to find - being a short distance outside of the city centre - and it is walkable. I got to the door buzzed and she let me in. I am hopeless with ages, but I guess she is in her early 40s, small, with shoulder length dyed brown hair and a medium build. The place itself isn't particularly brilliant, it is very small inside and only big enough for one person at a time. But, I was there - and she was friendly - so I went ahead.
I was asked what type of massage I wanted and went for a relaxing one at £40 for the hour. It started off as "OK", I would say - I have had better and worse. She did pay some attention to my back and shoulders, but she soon went down to my legs.
The CC swipes and fingers underneath meant that extras were on the cards. At this point, she got down to business and offered £20 for hand relief or £60 for body-to-body. There was no way that I was going to pass on £60, so I agreed for hand relief - and this where things started going wrong...
She began by standing next to me, but after a minute or two of me touching her legs (hands up her tunic) she moved away and crouched on the end of the bench out, of touching distance. I quickly finished and she cleaned me up.
I was offered and accepted a shower, as I was returning to work. As I needed to remove every bit of oil from me, I probably spent about five or six minutes in the shower room, washing, drying and getting dressed. When I returned to the massage room to collect my coat and shoes, I noticed that forty-five minutes had elapsed.
On the way out, she mentioned that someone else was on their way. So, forty-five minutes minus the time spent in the shower meant that the massage for the hour lasted about thirty-five to thirty-seven minutes. I paid £40 for an hour - not thirty-seven minutes. So the hand relief was, for me, rubbish and I was cheated on time. I would never return to that place.
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