Poor session and I did not like her attitude
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I'd heard good things about Pim Zen Spa - and seeing that they do a ninety minute massage option on their website, I decided to treat myself.
First issue that I had is that whoever was on the phone had no idea what I was saying. I tried to book for 12 o'clock for ninety minutes, but she thought that I said four o'clock and thought that I was called June for some reason.
I made my way over, got there early and waited for five minutes before my appointment started and then went to the door to find it locked. It was then unlocked and I explained who I was and that I booked the ninety minute massage. Two other ladies - one of which was Kim - came to the desk and spoke a load of Thai and were looking at me, which made me feel quite awkward - like I'd done something wrong. Kim then said: "Why not just pay £80 for a one hour body-to-body?". I was thrown back by the bluntness of it, but thought that an hour of body-to-body with Kim would be brillant - so I agreed.
We went to the room, which had star lights and played the stereotypical music - and a water fall sound which was so annoying, as it just makes you want to wee. After a while Kim came in while I was undressed on the the table. Other reviews of her are accurate, except I didn't see any abs. She is lean and athletic, but I wouldn't go that far.
She immediately put a towel over me, which confused me as I thought I was getting an hour of body-to-body. Instead she started a normal massage, while at the same time taking the mick out of me for wanting ninety mintues - while pushing oil around and constantly asking if I was OK and saying that she would take her clothes off soon - which she never did while I was face down. I found her quite naggy to be honest, spending thirty-five mintues complaining about me and just pushing oil around me - nothing sensual or sexual at all.
I was told to then turn around while she sang: "turn around, bright eyes" at me and she stripped. She does have a nice body and is very attractive. It just would have been nice to see it or feel it for the whole hour. She spent about two minutes rubbing me and I tried to suck on her nipples and she kept moving away. She then turned around facing the other away and I felt up her arse, she then decided to go like a jack hammer at my dick - full speed ahead - no slow build or anything sensual. That was about it - just rapid fire right out of the gate. I tried to feel her pussy or something to make it worth it, but she had planted herself on me and I couldn't get access. Not long after, I let out one spurt of cum (I can usually do a few) - it was quite powerful and it landed on her leg. She instantly stopped, let out a little yell and then complained about how I'd cum on her. Meanwhile, I was laying there thinking: "What the hell, I'm not finished".
She then offered me a shower, turned it on, got dressed and left me to it. I looked at my phone and saw that thirty-eight minutes of the hour had passed. I had a quick shower and got changed, waited a minute, realised she wasn't coming back and so just walked out in a bit of a mood - only to find the front door locked with the keys in it and no one around. I just unlocked the door myself and went.
All in, this was an awful experience - yeah, like other reviews have said, Kim is hot, but her and her colleagues have an attitude and were just rude to me the whole time - and Kim thinks that because she's hot she can get away with acting like it - like a popular girl in school. Essentially I got lied to about a one hour body-to-body massage. She complained about me cumming and there being no one in the reception at the end, with the door locked while leaving the keys there in it was not good.
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