Disappointing punt with a disengaged girl
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Having had a good experience at Flair in the past and finding myself passing through the area after a stressful week with an "itch to scratch", I decided to drop in on-spec without having called in advance or made a booking (although I'm not sure Flair even offers bookings). Flair is located on a side alley off a main shopping street and doesn't have the most discreet entrance. Conveniently, there are a few ATMs close by.
On arrival in reception, the gentleman behind the desk told me that three girls were working that day - Ruby, Elektra and Lacie. When Lacie arrived in reception after a few minutes, I immediately made my decision simply based on her appearance. She's a very pretty girl, in her mid-20s with long, straight, dark brown hair and immaculate makeup, lashes and cute acrylic nails, one of the prettiest girls I've seen in a parlour. On the day, she wore a sheer one-piece teddy.
I told the receptionist and was then taken into a room by Lacie, who it turned out was quite tired and distracted and I started to regret my choice. She offered me only the standard service at £50, and no extras, I paid her and she very speedily left the room while I showered. Having undressed and showered thoroughly, I went and laid on the bed and waited the inevitable 5-6 minutes for her to make a reappearance.
She immediately started to massage me with baby oil without asking if I preferred talc or something else. Thankfully I didn't have anywhere to be afterwards, but I would have liked to have been offered the chance not to drive home smelling of baby oil. This massage (basically a backrub) lasted all of a few minutes and was very half-hearted. I don't expect a professional quality massage in a place like this, but it was a waste of time.
After a few minutes of this, she told me to roll over. I was only half hard at this point and she gave me a few cursory rubs to harden me up enough to roll the condom onto me, and then started to go down on me through the condom. The sight of such a pretty girl going down on my cock got things working and I got close a couple of times in her mouth. She then suggested we have sex, and I obliged, although she seemed confused and put out when I told her I preferred missionary. The missionary was odd, she didn't want me to look down at her pretty face while I did it, and held my head down onto the pillow.
After a few minutes of this I asked her to choose a position because it just wasn't working for me, and she decided to go on top, but at this point I was feeling so nervous and unwanted that my erection was fading away, and we never managed to make it work. She rolled the condom off me and started to give me a furious hand job, barely even looking at me, clearly trying to get me over the edge as quickly as she could, and I spurted in her hand and on my stomach before being given wipes to clean myself off - no cleanup was offered. This was 20 minutes into the session, and she immediately leapt up from the bed the moment I came, session over.
I like a bit of conversation and light-heartedness with a punt, and Lacie's service felt cold, mechanical and unfriendly. She barely spoke a few words to me for the entire session and attempts to make small talk or conversation were met with silence. It felt like she wanted to get away from me the entire time. I'm a slightly older gentleman and don't expect I'm a 20-something girl's dream partner, but I'm reasonably groomed and was freshly showered. This was a poor experience because she didn't even try to disguse the fact that she didn't want to be anywhere near me - and her attractiveness couldn't outweigh her poor service. Perhaps she was having a bad day.
On leaving Flair's not very private entrance, a couple of female office workers were walking down the alleyway, saw me and started laughing. That rounded off a poor session at a parlour that has previously been so good.
Anonymous
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