Good massage and happy ending, but a little formulaic
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I'm solely a massage shop client these days but have not been active in recent months. My last punt was around a year ago to see Lucy at the Shanghai in Harrogate (review published). I'm a bit cross with myself for how today's outing panned out. I'd enquired the day before at both Ying Yang and the Thai Siam Relax Therapy (both Harrogate). Ying Yang has been my preferred place over recent years but I fancied a change. This was mistake number one - I wished I'd stayed with the Ying Yang where I've had some good punts in the past. I booked at the Thai Siam Relax for 90 minutes for the following morning. This was mistake number two - one hour would have been enough; I just ended up spending more money for little effect.
This place is on Station Bridge in Harrogate in a far from discreet location as others have said. Fortunately the door was ajar when I arrived so I was able to just walk straight in without hanging about furtively on the street. A receptionist took my £75 for the 90 minute massage. I paid by card (a first for me at one of these places). I was shown into a room at the back on the right and asked to hang my stuff up on the hooks behind the door, then to lie down on the massage table "on my tummy".
I did as I was asked after taking everything off. A few minutes later Maii came in to begin the massage. She asked to confirm it was a relaxing massage I'd asked for. I asked her name but she didn't want to know mine! There wasn't much chat to begin with until I started asking about how long she'd worked there etc. It turns out she spends some time in the Barnsley shop too and lives in Sheffield. She told me she had lots of regular customers at both places.
The massage was OK but with no real hint of extras at all for the first 60 minutes which was spent with me entirely on my front. She kneaded my bum for quite a while without any CC swipes or reach-unders. I'm at the simian end of the spectrum in terms of body hair and at one point she commented that she needed to apply more oil to get my back lubricated. I asked her outright what she thought of hairy men and she told me. She doesn't like it so much! Serves me right for asking I guess but it didn't do much for the mood. It did lead to a bit of banter about the benefits of waxing. At this point she told me she was entirely hairless apart from her head... mmmmm - maybe things were about to look up!?
Things did look up after the hour. She asked if I'd like a "Special Massage" and offered body-to-body. The price was explained as £60 if it had been a 30 minute massage, with an escalating price of £80 for a 60 minute massage and then (you've guessed it) topping out at £100 for the 90 minute massage which I was having. Well I've never paid that amount for body-to-body before but there was still 30 minutes left and I'd been out of action for a long time. So I paid up (cash in advance). Ouch! Thankfully the mortgage is paid off.
The body-to-body was pretty good I have to say. She stripped off and her boobs were very appealing indeed, like big fleshy melons. She tried to start off with me still on my front but I said I wanted to flip over so I could have a good look and feel. She obliged and it was indeed access all areas. I sucked her nipples and licked them hard with pressure which seemed to move her. I resisted the temptation to give her bullet nipples a bite. She moaned a bit and said she was very sensitive there. She moved on top and sat astride me while cradling my shaft and wanking my cock between her pussy lips. The best bit was when she moved up alongside me on the bed so we were lying together, her fondling my cock and asking me to suck her tits while I had two fingers deep inside her very wet pussy and played with her clit. At this point I asked her if she did oral... nope was the answer... at any price?... still nope apparently. Oh well - as Bob Dylan once said about his women "you don't ask, you don't get: and I ask a lot"! Eventually I came and shot my load all over my stomach and her hands. My time was nearly up and I was offered a shower which I accepted and she went in the shower first. We had a bit more banter while we were both getting dry and putting our clothes back on. By this time she seemed much friendlier and I didn't feel hurried to get out. She offered me a bottle of water and asked me to check I'd got everything ( I had, apart from most of the money I'd come in with).
So all in all it was OK. I think Maii is a very experienced girl who is slightly formulaic in her approach. I think I prefer the rotation system the Chinese salons operate which sometimes provide a real gem of a girl who is willing to do all sorts if you ask. I've experinced this at both Ying Yang and Shanghai in Harrogate in the past. I certainly won't go for 90 minutes again and Maii herself advised against it in future; she virtually said she found it boring to massage for such a length of time. I wasn't ripped off because it was my (mistaken) choice to opt for 90 minutes but it offered poor value for money.
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