Extras were short in duration and I wasn't attracted to the lady
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I had wanted to try Maya Sawasdee in Huddersfield for a while now after reading some decent reviews on here. I decided Bonfire night was the night to be. I rang them and what sounded like an English girl answered the phone which made me slightly worried but I proceeded to book myself in for 8pm anyway. Shortly after I was called back by a Thai lady with a funny voice who confirmed my booking so all was good.
I parked up in the old red light district of Great Northern street (I could have parked closer but was curious to see if there was any street girls around), locked my car and crossed my fingers that I wouldn't return to it on bricks.
After navigating through the drunken wasteland that is Huddersfield town centre after dark I arrived at Maya Sawasdee. The entrance is up an alleyway directly next to the Oxfam shop. I press the buzzer and I was let in. I walked up the stairs and the main desk is to your right. I noticed a strong smell which I've noticed in other thai massage shops, I think it may be a mix of stale incense and thai food. I walked up to the desk and pay a small chubby lady with crazy eyebrows £45 for 1 hour. As she was speaking to me she was tonguing a piece of chewing gum and kept pushing it between her teeth which was very off putting. There was also a younger girl next to her who had a rather chesty cough. I was getting quite a bad vibe by now but I'd already committed myself at this point.
I was directed to a room which was directly opposite the front desk so I could still here them chatting in the lobby. I began undressing and another lady who would be giving the massage entered the room and as I turned to greet her my heart sank as she was really unappealing. It appears she has some sort of facial deformity, I looked online and I think it's called acromegaly a condition which causes an enlarged face. At this point I thought "what is going on here?". I'd already paid £45 for the massage so I was thinking of just having a massage and maybe if she could turn the lights off I'd be able to do more.
She began the massage by rubbing me down with a warm wet flannel which was definitely new to me and she washed my arse with it which was odd. She proceeded to oil me up and massage my shoulders, back and legs with lots of cc swipes and playing with my balls. This woke my dormant penis up and she asked if I wanted it massaging. I asked what was on the menu and she told me £30 for hand job, £40 for topless hand job and cum on tits and £60 for body to body and £80 for body to body and covered bj. I said I'll just go for hand job and she talked me into hand job with cum on tits for £40.
She then whipped out some wipes and proceed to wipe my cock and balls down (I did shower before I set off) and oiled my cock up and mounted the massage bed and began sliding her boobs over my chest and cock and gave me a pretty good tit wank. To be fair she did have a great set of natural soft boobs which felt amazing and her skin was silky smooth. I was feeling her up during this and reaching my hand down and rubbing her pussy over her leggings. I asked her to take them off and she asked for another £10. I was getting a bit carried away here and wanted to see her pussy so reluctantly coughed up.
She then carried on with the tit wank as she directed her arse closer to me so I could play with her pussy. After a few mins she manoeuvred into a 69 position and allowed me to lick her and suck on her clit as she moaned. Her pussy looked great with a landing strip style bush and she tasted clean. She was quite vigorous with the hand job and I told her to slow down as I didn't want to blow too quickly but she carried on and could tell she was trying to make me cum as fast as possible. During this she was also playing with my arse hole with her other hand which again was new to me but I kind of liked it. Just as I was about to blow she stopped wanking me which was annoying and I told her to carry on, I then burst over her tits and neck as she was in 69 position and she carried on with a vigorous hand job to the point it hurt, she had a vice like grip.
I was then cleaned up and she asked if I wanted more massage for the last 10 minutes so she massaged my back with her knees and elbows which was really hard but it did feel good and battered my back with her hands, it felt like she was using it as a punching bag but it was good.
The body to body massage / hand job lasted around 10 minutes so I did feel I overpaid slightly for the extras. Honestly I do feel slightly mean in saying so but I wasn't attracted to the girl in the slightest so that was a big disappointment but she did have nice tits.
On the way back to my car I did see a street girl which would have probably been a better (and cheaper) option.
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