Poor session - Chilly by name and by nature
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I had dropped a family member off for lunch in Huddersfield with a friend, so as I was in the area so I just turned up. My thought was that I fancied trying the newer girl called Apple, if not then maybe Nancy or Ploy.
Unfortunately, on arrival there was only an older looking one available and called herself Chilli? Chilly didn't look appealing at all, she was dressed nicely enough but she had no smile, she was facially a bit weird looking, hindsight is a good thing, but I should have walked. Age is hard to tell but maybe 50, height 5ft 1in, dress size 10ish, boobs, not sure if it was all push up bra but 34A, slim, not skinny, but not really shapely, her hair appeared tied up, dark brown/black with some grey around the roots, darker skin, didnt see any tattoos. There was no language barrier. Facially she was strange looking, maybe she was once big and lost a load of weight, maybe it was work that's gone wrong, maybe she was not naturally pretty, I dont know, but facially it was like someone's attempt at gurning.
In general, I do like Yonlanda, you usually get good looking younger fit girls, they are not asking silly money on the door, a good venue in my opinion. OK, the entrance is exposed, but it is not shocking and there is parking close by which is great with plenty of local side streets making it easy to blend in.
On arrival I rang the bell and Chilly came down. She asked if I had a booking and when I said "no", she said it was OK and I could come in. Once upstairs I could see that there were no other girls in the reception area, I asked who was available and she said it was only her. "So only you working today?", I asked, "no", she grunted, "but I am the only girl available, the others are busy now".
I thought i had touched a nerve there or something, I said "OK", I then said that I had hoped to see Apple - and before I could ask when she would be available, Chilly said "ONLY ME available now or do you want to go?", I was short on time, I know I should have left, but my day could be too busy to return later, so I just went with it and she showed me to the room.
The room was functional, warm enough on a cold day, there is no ensuite/shower in the room, so fortunately this was not needed but again, no shower was offered either I said I wanted one hour and a firmer massage, I handed over £40 and was asked to get ready whilst she stashed the cash. I stripped and laid on my front and awaited her return, which seemed to take an age. Whilst I was waiting, I could hear female voices outside the room speaking Thai, then a door closing, before Chilly eventually returned.
She made no attempt to communicate and even when I spoke she basically ignored me and just got on with business. Her massage was good and quite professional like, but when working on my legs there were no indications of extras. no touches or anything.
On the flip, which was on about 25 minutes in, she again started a good massage and again despite my efforts, she didn't really communicate. I was fully uncovered but the atmosphere was quite chilly...no swipes or anything and I was beginning to think this was going to be legitimate.
With about 10 minutes left she gave my dick a prod and said: "you want body-to-body £80?", my dick was flaccid due to the chilly atmosphere and bereft of any encouragement and I wondered to myself why she thought I would want body-to-body with her? I looked at her and said: "not with only 10 minutes left". She grunted and said "OK you want happy ending? £30". "No", I replied, "not for £30, but I will give you £20" and with no further talking, she grabbed my dick with her oily hand and proceeded to pull me off.
The hand job was OK, functional, no more than that, certainly nothing special and once I had cum, she gave me wipes to clean myself up and left me to get dressed. She returned a minute or so later, gurned at me (I think she was trying to smile) I gave her the £20, nothing more was said by her and I left.
As I came out of the room, I didn't want to be ignorant, so I turned to Chiily and said goodbye, but she was just that, chilly and I walked down the stairs and left. I will return to Yonlanda but not to see this girl, I may even speak to Yaya about my poor experience when I see her.
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