WYSG Report #18721
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Lulu of Siriporn Thai Massage    
March 2024
20 something, about 5ft tall, natural breasts, toned ass, blonde hair
£75 for 30 minutes (equivalent to £150 per hour)
This session happened in BD1 5HG
Appearance
 
  61  
 
Service
 
  54  
 
Price
 
  45  
 
55
Decent massage with body-to-body but I've had better
    Happy Ending
I phoned 10 minutes before rocking up as I was near the area and at the time she said that Nancy was available. The premises is pretty much hidden behind the main road and safe enough for sure - being a local I don't have issues.

The door was locked but they open the door for you, the room is extremely hot and had to take my jacket off whilst waiting. There was a Thai lady at the door and reception taking calls. I sat in reception for 10 minutes until someone had finished and then I paid the £25 for the massage for half an hour and was then taken in to a room for the massage. The room was the usual with a massage bed, shower and it was dark. I prefer Pim Zen if I'm honest in how it looks.

I stripped butt naked and she put a towel over me and started the massage, it was decent but I've had better. I reckon as she is a young and petite woman, she probably didn't have the strength to go in deeper, but it wasn't bad. I asked if I should take the towel off, she said, "Not now, let me do my job and then we can". Kind of a turn off, I'm not going to lie, but I stayed optimistic. Eventually, she took the towel off and started the oil back massage, it was decent again but nothing sexual, no CC swipes or anything, I was trying to give signals like moaning when I got near the crotch, surely she realised, but who knows.

Eventually I turned around and she started the front massage on one leg and then said: "Do you want extras?". Finally, my time had come, so I asked her what she did. She offered a hand job or body-to-body. I opted for the body-to-body and she asked for £60. I offered £50 and she agreed instantly, which means that would be £40 probably on the table for next time. Her personality then changed into a tease.

She strip teased and showed her ass and breasts, revealing natural breasts, which was a change for once from all the enhanced breasts I've had. She started the hot body-to-body, rubbing her breasts on my face and me getting to suck her nipples. As she rubbed her clean shaven pussy on my cock, she was groping my balls and rubbing her ass on it. I was rock solid right now. She was licking my nipples and licking me here and there, she came close to licking my balls but was teasing with licking her thighs, she then grabbed her pussy and started rubbing on her face, saying that she doesn't do pussy licking.

She then started hard jerking my cock, trying to make me cum, I was close but she slowed down like twice, eventually I went soft after like 10 minutes of jerking. I dislike it when the body-to-body service is like a 10 minutes show, for the £50 I paid, it's meant to be the full service really, but it was more of show I guess for people who cum quick... lucky them.

I didn't cum and she was like: "Maybe I am not sexy enough", bless her, not her fault, just didn't work out. She showered, I showered. Dried up and then went on my way. It's really not like Pim Zen or Suphep. I probably won't return. I think I've outgrown these Thai massage places recently, it just doesn't do the trick like it used to... Funnily enough, I'm pretty sure I said the same thing in one my other reviews and yet... Here I am again!

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